आम्ही एम्. बी. ए. करतो ....

i get up in the morning at 8 reluctantly..
i enter in bathroom and come out in 19 minutes...some activities are done parallel to reduce cycle time;learning from operations management....
then i check facebook if somebody has commented on my status..or sent me friend's request..it feels nice when i see 2-4-6 written my home page...this is Self expression courtesy conB...
then i wear formals...go to canteen..have breakfast in 4 to 40 minutes depending on time available..chances are bright that it would be 4 min...Tea is compulsory..this is the only thing i have incessantly respected in my life.....no! its not addiction..conB prof says you cant call something addiction unless it affects somebody else badly...so on and so forth..the previous statement is one of the cliches used in mba...then i enter in class..mostly 10 min early or 10 min late..depending on the reputation,chilax quotient of prof.Then I go and present something on ppt.If microsoft wouldn't have invented ppt, mba wouldn't have been possible...then i urgue with classmates and prof, to show class participation...then lunch...sometimes i read ET when motivation level is all time high....then i enjoy natures beauty in lavale(pun intended)..I get confused about asset and liability..ledger...capital account convertability,monetary foreign and fiscal policy...and abruptly i come to know that i am wasting time..so i stop whatever i am doing,