New Year Resolutions....

My first and most important resolution is that I will strictly follow the following resolutions at least till 5th of january. Here we go........ I will spend less than half an hour a day on the Internet. I will check my mails only twice a day. I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves, instead I will think of innovative excuses like,' My dog had fever' or 'My shirt was wet'. I will read sections on MCONNECT other than Fun and Frolic. I will not tip the traffic police with Rs. 50 when he catches me breaking any rule, instead I will pay whole amount , take receipt and hang it in my home as a photo frame. I will wash my handkerchief and socks everyday or at least once in a week. I will speak ONLY good things about my boss even when he is not present or when I am drunk. I will go to malls only for the shopping purpose and NO OTHER purpose. I will not open any window on my system which I may have to forcefully close when boss comes. I will not bore other people like I have bored you right now.